Psss, A vas there.... It be to late to alter course mateys.
Ye come seekin adventure in Shelter Cove pirates ay?

Sure you come to the proper place,
There be pirates lurking at every cove waitin to board.  

Them pirates have not eaten in many years,...  A chocolate
treat may catch their fancy,
Walk closer together hold your bags tight and be prepared
to repel borders,
...but keep a weather eye open for my boney mates while
holding ye bag.

Hungry they might be so hold on with both hands if you
please while keeping your ready hands off the props,

That be the way to repell borders and get some candy.
And mark tale i words mateys, Dead men tell no tales.
hahaha